{"product_id":"house-of-dasein-birthday-cake-masturbator","title":"House Of Dasein Birthday Cake Masturbator","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNote: This product is for adult use only.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003eBring A Laugh And A Very Special Birthday Cake Gift To Your Mate's Party With This Pussy Birthday Cake! It Will Be Truly A Very Happy Birthday For Them With Seven Uniquely Textured And Realistic Vaginas One For Each Day Of The Week. It Makes A Great Novelty Present But Also A Fantastic Unique Masturbation Toy!\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003eHappy Birthday Pussy Cake For Some Orgasmically Good Birthday Fun\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003eSeven Different Realistic Pussy Channels Each Feeling Slightly Different\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003eInside\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003eSize: Approximately 21Cm X 10Cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003eWeighs Approximately 2.2Kg\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003eMade Of Lifelike FeelingSafe Silicone\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003eGreat For A Laugh And Funny Gift And Also Great For Them To Use!\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003eFor The Kinkier People You Could Try Sharing With Your Friends And Filling All Holes At Once Or On Your Own Enjoy The Novelty Of F***Ing A Cake!\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eShipping Delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003eStandard Shipping: 5 to 16 business days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDefective Products\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003eIf an Item arrives defective a replacment or full refund will be issued once evidence has been submitted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarranty\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n \u003cimg title=\"V1257-31309283131530\" alt=\"V1257-31309283131530\" style=\"display:none\" src=\"https:\/\/services.dropshipzone.com.au\/admin\/api\/public\/images\/logo.png?sku=V1257-31309283131530\u0026amp;rid=39880\"\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll products include a 6-month replacement warranty.\u003cbr\u003e\n Transit damage must be reported within 5 days of arrival.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"House of Dasein","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":64288502743411,"sku":"V1257-31309283131530","price":109.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0935\/9510\/7699\/files\/V1257-31309283131530-00.jpg?v=1787829706","url":"https:\/\/www.lovva.com.au\/products\/house-of-dasein-birthday-cake-masturbator","provider":"LOVVA","version":"1.0","type":"link"}