Little Genie Dirty Penis Waterproof Novelty Playing Cards Little Genie
Little Genie Dirty Penis Waterproof Novelty Playing Cards

Little Genie Dirty Penis Waterproof Novelty Playing Cards

$44.95 $29.95

This novelty playing card deck suits hens nights, adult game nights, or anyone wanting a lighthearted, cheeky gift for a poker session by the pool.

- The deck features a full set of novelty playing cards with a cheeky penis-themed print.
- A fully waterproof coating makes the cards safe to use poolside or during water-based games.
- The design is bold and clearly visible, adding humour to any card game night.
- Standard card dimensions mean the deck works with any regular card game.
- The deck is compact and easy to pack for parties, hens nights, or getaways.
- Waterproof cards resist spills, splashes, and general wear better than standard paper decks.
- The set makes a lighthearted novelty gift for bachelorette parties or adult game nights.
Vendor: Little Genie
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Product type: Games

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Little Genie Dirty Penis Waterproof Novelty Playing Cards Little Genie
Little Genie Dirty Penis Waterproof Novelty Playing Cards
$29.95 $44.95

This novelty card deck is best suited to hens nights, bachelorette parties, or any adult game night where a lighthearted, cheeky theme adds to the fun.

Designed for Comfort and Control

Unlike a standard paper deck, this set is built with a waterproof coating, which means it holds up to spills, poolside splashes, and general handling far better than typical playing cards. The novelty print theme runs across the deck consistently, keeping the humour front and centre without needing any explanation for guests unfamiliar with the joke. Because the deck follows standard card dimensions, it shuffles and deals exactly like a regular deck, so no new rules or adjustments are needed for whatever card game the group already knows how to play. This makes it easy to slot into an existing games night rather than requiring guests to learn something new.

How It Feels and When to Use It

This deck suits situations where humour is the main point, hens nights, bachelorette weekends, or casual adult game nights among friends who enjoy a cheekier sense of humour. Being waterproof also opens it up to poolside or beach settings where a regular paper deck would quickly become unusable. Because the deck is compact, it travels easily in a bag or suitcase, making it a popular pick for weekends away or destination hens celebrations. It also works well as a small novelty gift alongside other hens night or bachelorette party items.

Body Safety, Materials, and Discretion

As a printed card product rather than a toy intended for body contact, this deck does not carry the same material safety considerations as intimate toys, though the waterproof coating is designed to be food and drink spill resistant during normal party use. The compact size means the deck stores easily in a drawer or games box without taking up much space. As with all Lovva orders, packaging arrives plain and unbranded, keeping the contents private during delivery regardless of the item inside.

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For more party additions, browse the wider novelty gifts collection to round out a hens night or games night order. Shop now at https://www.lovva.com.au for fast dispatch and worldwide delivery, with free shipping on orders above $250.

- Card dimensions: standard playing card size, compatible with any regular card game
- Deck contents: full deck of novelty-print playing cards
- Coating: fully waterproof, resistant to spills and splashes
- Usage type: novelty party item, not an intimate toy
- Theme: cheeky, penis-themed print design
- Packaging: compact box, easy to pack for travel or parties
- Power type: none required

- Wipe cards clean with a damp cloth if splashed, then pat dry before returning to the box.
- Avoid submerging the deck for extended periods despite the waterproof coating, to protect the print and card edges long term.
- Store in the original box or a card case to keep the deck together and prevent bent corners.
- Keep out of direct, prolonged sunlight to preserve the print's colour over time.
- Shuffle gently, as with any deck, to avoid excess wear on card edges.

All orders are dispatched from our Sydney warehouse with discreet and secure packaging

Orders placed before 12:00 PM AEST on business days are processed the same day

Standard shipping within Australia is $14.95 with an estimated delivery time of 2 to 6 business days

Express shipping is available for $19.95 with delivery in 1 to 3 business days

Free worldwide shipping for purchases exceeding $250

A flat international shipping fee of $14.95 applies to orders under $250. Free international shipping is available for orders of $250 or more.

Returns are accepted within 14 days for faulty, damaged or incorrect items. Items must be unused, in original condition and accompanied by proof of purchase

Note: Returns for change of mind or opened products are not accepted due to hygiene reasons

For assistance with shipping or returns, please contact info@lovva.com.au

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Frequently asked questions
Who are novelty waterproof playing cards like this best suited for?

They suit hens nights, bachelorette parties, and adult game nights where a cheeky, lighthearted theme fits the occasion. The waterproof coating also makes them a practical choice for poolside or beach settings where regular cards would not hold up.
Are these playing cards actually waterproof or just water resistant?

The deck is described as fully waterproof, meaning it is designed to withstand splashes and spills better than standard paper cards. Extended submersion is still best avoided to protect the print quality and card edges over repeated use.
Do these cards work for normal card games or are they just novelty items?

They work for any standard card game, since the deck follows regular playing card dimensions and structure. The novelty print is purely thematic, so the deck shuffles, deals, and plays exactly like a typical 52-card set.
How do I clean and store this card deck?

Wipe with a damp cloth if splashed, pat dry, and store in the original box to keep cards together and protect the corners. Avoid prolonged sun exposure, which can fade the novelty print over time even with the waterproof coating.
What should I expect for delivery after ordering in Australia or New Zealand?

Orders are dispatched in plain, unbranded packaging with no indication of contents visible from outside. Delivery windows vary depending on location, with tracking details generally provided by email once the order has shipped.