Little Genie Give A Fuck Waterproof Novelty Playing Cards Little Genie
Little Genie Give A Fuck Waterproof Novelty Playing Cards

Little Genie Give A Fuck Waterproof Novelty Playing Cards

$44.95 $29.95

This novelty playing card deck suits poker nights, poolside games, or anyone wanting a bold, humorous deck for casual adult gatherings.

- The deck features a full set of cards printed with a bold middle-finger design.
- A fully waterproof coating protects the cards from spills, splashes, and poolside use.
- The playful design adds instant humour to any poker night or card game.
- Standard card dimensions mean the deck works with any regular card game rules.
- Waterproof construction holds up better than standard paper cards during outdoor use.
- The compact deck travels easily for parties, camping trips, or weekends away.
- The set makes a fun novelty gift for friends who enjoy a cheekier sense of humour.
Vendor: Little Genie
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Product type: Games

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Little Genie Give A Fuck Waterproof Novelty Playing Cards Little Genie
Little Genie Give A Fuck Waterproof Novelty Playing Cards
$29.95 $44.95

This novelty card deck is best suited to poker nights, poolside gatherings, or anyone wanting a bold, humorous deck of cards for casual adult game nights.

Designed for Comfort and Control

The standout feature of this deck is its waterproof construction, built specifically to handle spilled drinks, poolside splashes, and general outdoor wear that would quickly ruin a standard paper deck. The bold middle-finger print runs consistently across the cards, giving the deck a clear, unmistakable sense of humour without needing any setup or explanation among a group of friends. Because the cards follow standard playing card dimensions, they shuffle and handle just like a typical 52-card deck, meaning no adjustment is needed for whatever game the group already knows. This combination of durability and familiarity is what makes it practical rather than purely decorative.

How It Feels and When to Use It

This deck suits casual, humour-forward settings, think poker nights, backyard barbecues, camping trips, or poolside afternoons where a regular paper deck simply would not survive. Being waterproof means it can genuinely be used near water rather than just being water-resistant in theory, which matters for anyone planning a boat trip, beach day, or pool party. Its compact size also makes it an easy addition to a weekend bag or camping kit, since it takes up minimal space compared to bulkier party games. It doubles well as a small, cheeky gift for friends who appreciate irreverent humour.

Body Safety, Materials, and Discretion

As a printed novelty item rather than an intimate toy, this deck does not carry the same body-contact material considerations as Lovva's toy range, though the waterproof coating is built to handle typical spill and splash exposure during normal use. The compact box keeps the deck organised and easy to store in a drawer, glovebox, or games bag. As with every Lovva order, the item ships in plain, unbranded packaging, keeping the delivery discreet regardless of the product inside.

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Check out more options in the novelty gifts collection to pair with this deck for your next games night. Shop the range now at https://www.lovva.com.au for fast dispatch and worldwide delivery, with free shipping on orders above $250.

- Card dimensions: standard playing card size, compatible with any regular card game
- Deck contents: full deck of novelty-print playing cards
- Coating: fully waterproof, built to withstand spills and outdoor use
- Usage type: novelty party item, not an intimate toy
- Theme: bold middle-finger print design
- Packaging: compact box, suited to travel and outdoor use
- Power type: none required

- Wipe cards clean with a damp cloth after any spills or splashes, then pat dry before storing.
- Avoid prolonged submersion despite the waterproof coating, to protect print quality and card edges over time.
- Store in the original box to keep the deck organised and prevent bent corners.
- Keep away from prolonged direct sunlight to preserve the vibrancy of the print.
- Shuffle with normal care, as with any deck, to reduce wear on the card edges.

All orders are dispatched from our Sydney warehouse with discreet and secure packaging

Orders placed before 12:00 PM AEST on business days are processed the same day

Standard shipping within Australia is $14.95 with an estimated delivery time of 2 to 6 business days

Express shipping is available for $19.95 with delivery in 1 to 3 business days

Free worldwide shipping for purchases exceeding $250

A flat international shipping fee of $14.95 applies to orders under $250. Free international shipping is available for orders of $250 or more.

Returns are accepted within 14 days for faulty, damaged or incorrect items. Items must be unused, in original condition and accompanied by proof of purchase

Note: Returns for change of mind or opened products are not accepted due to hygiene reasons

For assistance with shipping or returns, please contact info@lovva.com.au

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Frequently asked questions
Who is this novelty card deck best suited for?

It suits poker nights, poolside gatherings, camping trips, or any casual adult game night where bold humour fits the mood. Its waterproof build also makes it a practical pick for outdoor settings where a normal deck would not last.
Is this deck actually safe to use around water?

Yes, the deck is built with a fully waterproof coating designed to handle spills and splashes during normal poolside or outdoor use. Extended full submersion is still best avoided to protect the printed design and card edges long term.
Can I use this deck for regular card games, not just novelty display?

Yes, it follows standard playing card dimensions and functions exactly like a typical 52-card deck for any regular card game. The bold print is purely thematic and does not affect how the cards shuffle, deal, or play.
How do I clean and maintain this card deck?

Wipe with a damp cloth if splashed, pat dry, and store in the original box to keep cards protected and organised. Avoid extended sun exposure, which can fade the print over time even with the waterproof coating in place.
What should I expect for delivery after ordering in Australia or New Zealand?

Orders are dispatched in plain, unbranded packaging with nothing indicating the contents from outside. Delivery timeframes vary by location, with tracking details typically sent by email once the order has shipped.